Brain in a Box

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my brain in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my brain in a box, my brain in a box babe
It's my brain in a box, my brain in a box girl


See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my brain in a box... my brain in a box babe
It's my brain in a box, my brain in a box girl
Christmas; brain in a box
Hanukkah; brain in a box
Kwanzaa; a brain in a box
Every single holiday a brain in a box
Over at your parent's house a brain in a box
Midday at the grocery store a brain in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a brain in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A brain in a box, a brain in a box, a brain in a box...