Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Brain on a warehouse floor

As Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator’s spaceplane rocketed into the sky, Lilith sadly looked down at what was once a brain in a jar now smeared across the concrete floor of the warehouse.

“Oh Nemmy,” she sobbed. “I’m sorry I couldn’t stop him.”

“No matter.” I opened the door where I was monitoring the altercation and moved out onto the warehouse floor. “I assure you that I am quite all right.”

“Nemmy? Is that you?” My companion ran towards me and threw her arms around my brain containment tank. “But what about…”

“I used a stunt brain. Our nemesis is clearly intellectually inferior but I had no doubt that he is dangerously lucky as well. I needed to see him in action firsthand without endangering myself. Had you killed him, even better, though I had a theory that you would not succeed at this time.”

“I had him until he punched me,” Lilith responded while rubbing her sore jaw. “The next time I see that bastard, I’m going to shoot his kneecaps and wear his guts as a shawl for punching a woman like that.”

“Yes, his actions prove how primitive and offensively discourteous he is. Yet this luck he’s had fascinates me.”

“That’ll will run out when I see him next,” she yelled across the open space as she retrieved her weapons.

“Yet, I’m not entirely convinced that his luck is all his doing. While observing this altercation, I could detect the mental presence of another. Jon’s ally Professor Xavier was monitoring this event as well, no doubt dulling your reaction and senses while mentally stimulating his.”

“Are you sure?” my companion scowled.

“I am certain. While I do not possess the stunning mental abilities of this mutant, I do have some of my own. I could feel his presence much like you could feel the water if you dipped your hand in a filled glass.”

“So that’s how Jon got me,” she scowled again.

“Yes. Well it seems that before destroy Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, it is necessary to make a small detour in our plans. We destroy Professor Xavier. Dissecting his brain to uncover how his powers work will be my next and greatest experiment.”

I then allowed myself one of those loud, long evil laughs. I don’t normally indulge myself in that type of thing, but I was caught up in the moment. I have to admit, it was a nice laugh that echoed off my vocoder and filled this warehouse.


Professor Xavier said...

No way, no how is anyone disecting my brain. Sorry, but I have to object. I'm still using it.

Vella said...

If Professor X is is diccectd does that mean i don't have to take that Drama exam on friday? Because if so Ican't really object.

captain koma said...

Oooh! I'd like to be involved in the dissection of Chucks brain.

Its nice to see that you learned your super villain lessons. Always study the competition using those who are expendable.

Of course I mean the stunt brain and not Gun-nut.

Hotstuff said...

oh no poor brain
Prof X will scramble yours for his breakfast :P

Galen said...

[quote: So is this where the criminals of Earth hang out? Does that make you a criminal, technomage?


No Dr I am not a criminal but I study the criminal mind so I find I get a lot of interesting information here

there are a lot of heroes around here as well

Nepharia said...

Hmmmmm, dissecting Prof X's brain could be an interesting prospect.

Nice laugh, by the way.